Peace Finally Takes Off: VeryDarkMan & Mr Jollof Apologise After In-Flight Drama

After turning a routine Asaba–Lagos flight into an unexpected action film, VeryDarkMan and Mr Jollof are now publicly backtracking, delivering apologies that have quickly become as talked-about as the fight itself.

Mr Jollof was the first to step out with his mea culpa, dropping a video on Instagram that felt like a calm press conference after a storm. In the clip, he apologised to the public, the airline, and every passenger whose Monday morning was turned into premium entertainment. His caption sealed the moment:

“Please note: I am not a violent person and I promise such character will never occur again 🥲 although I was under attack and I defended myself 💯 promise made, promise kept.”

It was part apology, part disclaimer, part “look, I tried.”

VeryDarkMan, on the other hand, delivered his apology with full dramatic flair. He appeared wrapped in bandages like a Nollywood hospital scene, speaking in a solemn tone as he apologised to the public. His message was simple: “What happened wasn’t supposed to happen.”

If Mr Jollof issued a press statement, VeryDarkMan dropped a full-blown movie trailer.

Despite their wildly different styles, both men have now admitted the confrontation shouldn’t have happened.

For now, the internet is processing the moment, the memes are flying, and Nigerians are wondering whether this truce will last longer than their last Instagram Live.